It's the same, only different

Poor Statler is having a bad day.

Statler needs three copies of the B-Section of the Muppetville Times from three weeks ago.
She has three copies of the B-Section, but because it only says "Times" at the top, she doesn't know if it's the Muppetville Times or one of the other two Times.

This, despite the fact I have now told her four times in the last five minutes that ALL the Times have the same, identical B-Section, so if the date is right, it's the right B-Section.

Not "just close."  All three Times ... ONE joint B-Section.

Yet, here she goes to pull more papers, the Muppetville ones this time, to get the RIGHT B-Sections.

But wait... she just looked at it and saw it's the same B-Section as the one she already has.

Does she begin to understand "Hey, that's right... they all have the same section"???

No, of course she doesn't.

She grumbles because "someone" put the WRONG B-Section in the front section of the Muppetville paper.
In fact, she checked and ALL the Muppetville papers that date have the wrong B-Section.

In her mind anyway.
Because, of course, that's a much simpler explanation than SHE HAD THE RIGHT ONE ALL ALONG, BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL THE SAME.

Sigh. Oh muppets. And so her hunt continues.....