There are a few Muppets here at the Muppetville Times who are extremely high maintenance.
That is, unless you ask them.
Then they're sweeter than sugar.
We call that "delusional."
For some reason, a few of these "darling" Muppets feel they are more entitled than anyone else to things they want, regardless.
And when they don't get what they want and feel they are entitled to, they whine.
A lot.
To the point where, too many times, they get what they want just to get them to shut up.
A key example is Miss Piggy.
Talk about a diva.
Wow, big diva.
No one is harder working, more special, more lovable, and more deserving of every little thing he or she might want than Miss Piggy.
Don't believe me? Just ask Miss Piggy.
And Miss Piggy takes whining to the level of an art form.
Then there's Pepe the King Prawn.
Biggest baddest shrimp in the underwater kingdom.
Don't call him a shrimp though.
He's a PRAWN.
Big difference there... well, to Pepe anyway.
And because Pepe is the King Prawn of Muppetville, then no one should question whatever Pepe decides is best for the Muppet-Prawn kingdom over which he rules.
Did I mention "Delusional"? Delusional meet Pepe. I think they're synonyms.
And there are no boundaries to which Pepe or Miss Piggy won't go to get what they want ... oh, I'm sorry.. what they EARNED and DESERVED ... moreso than any other Muppet in the land.
Why?
Because that's how divas do things.
And those are two honkin' big divas.
True legends in their own minds.
Pains in the ass in everyone else's mind.
But to true divas, there is no difference.
And these two are true divas.
